Posted by IR
So I went to my local library last week as I needed some books on teaching. Before I could get any books out, I needed a library card. I hadn't been to this library in 11 years! So here's how the story went:
IR: I need a library card please. (Sweet smile...all is good)
Librarian: Have you been to this library before?
IR: Yes, but many years ago.
Librarian: Ok i'll have to look at the records.
She took my name and address.
Librarian: You already have a card here. And you have two books outstanding on the card from 11 years ago. Do you have these books at home as you need to pay a fine.
I'm thinking you what! You want me to pay a fine from 11 years ago. And would I have these books at home....of course not! I obviously don't have the books.
IR: How much is this fine?
Librarian: Well if you don't have the books, you've got to replace them so the fine is £16.
Well I thought what the hell again. I'm not paying £16 for Jane Austens study guide and a chemistry book that I havnt used in 11 years. I sound so aggressive in this blog. And I suppose I am a bit fierce when I think to myself and then I speak and am ten notches calmer! So I told her I'd get back to her as I wanted to still see if there were any books on teaching. But she wouldn't leave me alone.
Librarian: Can you look for these books at home?
I couldn't possibly have these books you see as you should know that in the last 11 years I moved out to uni for 3 years. Moved back home. Got married and moved out again. Had a child. And in all that time never ever came across my Jane Austen study guide.
IR: I really don't have these books.
Librarian: But maybe you should look for them.
IR: I havn't got them...really I havn't. (cool as a cucumber)
She looks like a typical librarian...Glasses. Knee length pencil skirt. Grey hair. And then she tuts!
IR: So anyway. Can you help me to look for the books that I've come here for?
And her reply just made me laugh out loud!
Librarian: The books....how can I help you to look for the books...they're in your house!!!
Ughhhhhhhhhhh. Silly woman! Why would I ask you to help me to look for my books in my house? Why?
That feeling of wanting to hit my head against a brick wall was so overwhelming.
Needless to say I didn't find the books I wanted at the library and didn't even attempt to pay the fine. Kind of legged it out the library like I was committing a crime.
Oh and guess what my label is now:
biblioklept, biblioclept
So I went to my local library last week as I needed some books on teaching. Before I could get any books out, I needed a library card. I hadn't been to this library in 11 years! So here's how the story went:
IR: I need a library card please. (Sweet smile...all is good)
Librarian: Have you been to this library before?
IR: Yes, but many years ago.
Librarian: Ok i'll have to look at the records.
She took my name and address.
Librarian: You already have a card here. And you have two books outstanding on the card from 11 years ago. Do you have these books at home as you need to pay a fine.
I'm thinking you what! You want me to pay a fine from 11 years ago. And would I have these books at home....of course not! I obviously don't have the books.
IR: How much is this fine?
Librarian: Well if you don't have the books, you've got to replace them so the fine is £16.
Well I thought what the hell again. I'm not paying £16 for Jane Austens study guide and a chemistry book that I havnt used in 11 years. I sound so aggressive in this blog. And I suppose I am a bit fierce when I think to myself and then I speak and am ten notches calmer! So I told her I'd get back to her as I wanted to still see if there were any books on teaching. But she wouldn't leave me alone.
Librarian: Can you look for these books at home?
I couldn't possibly have these books you see as you should know that in the last 11 years I moved out to uni for 3 years. Moved back home. Got married and moved out again. Had a child. And in all that time never ever came across my Jane Austen study guide.
IR: I really don't have these books.
Librarian: But maybe you should look for them.
IR: I havn't got them...really I havn't. (cool as a cucumber)
She looks like a typical librarian...Glasses. Knee length pencil skirt. Grey hair. And then she tuts!
IR: So anyway. Can you help me to look for the books that I've come here for?
And her reply just made me laugh out loud!
Librarian: The books....how can I help you to look for the books...they're in your house!!!
Ughhhhhhhhhhh. Silly woman! Why would I ask you to help me to look for my books in my house? Why?
That feeling of wanting to hit my head against a brick wall was so overwhelming.
Needless to say I didn't find the books I wanted at the library and didn't even attempt to pay the fine. Kind of legged it out the library like I was committing a crime.
Oh and guess what my label is now:
biblioklept, biblioclept
1. A book thief or someone who steals books.
2. Besides the direct biblioklept there is the indirect thief who borrows and never returns books to their proper owners (including a library).
2. Besides the direct biblioklept there is the indirect thief who borrows and never returns books to their proper owners (including a library).
Fear not my friend... I too am a "biblioklept!" And my outstanding return is also a study guide!! Free education in the UK? Pffff, tell that to our local libraries...
ReplyDeleteLmfao...I just had to laugh at this one!
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